Here we go again. Welcome to Florida Man September 28. Today we have two more crazy adventures of Florida Man.
As we all know, Florida Man is always capable of thinking in a unique way to solve problems. Sometimes it’s fun and laughable, but most of the time, it’s just a crime. Often a very tragic and graphic one.
But today, we’ll see some exciting stories about Florida Man from September 28. Let’s see them below:
Florida Man September 28, 2021 – 9 Years for Methamphetamine Possession
Gulfport, Mississippi: A Florida man was sentenced to 9 years in federal prison for possessing methamphetamine for distribution. The Federal Bureau of Investigation announced the sentence for a Florida man in Mississippi on September 28, 2021.
The story began with a traffic search. The officers stopped the vehicle driven by Vincente Aguirre (30) with the passenger, Ross Alger Medli.
Officers stopped the men because they were following too closely. The officers searched the vehicle and found 400 grams of a substance suspected of methamphetamine.
After a drug Enforcement Administration Lab test, it was concluded that the substances were indeed methamphetamine.
The subsequent investigation revealed that they had traveled to Texas from Florida. On the way back to Florida, the officers halted them in a traffic stop. Police took the two men into custody.
Both men pleaded guilty to the crime, Aguirre on September 28, 2021, and Medlin on April 12, 2022.
Florida Man September 28, 2012 – Arrested for Washing His Girlfriend’s Mouth with Soap
Tampa, Florida: Dish soap is great for cleaning many things. Your girlfriend’s mouth is not one of those things. For that, there’s mouthwash. Our Florida man in this story has learned that the hard way.
Anyway, the story begins one day at an apartment complex. A couple who lived there, John Vincent Caruso and his girlfriend, were arguing.
She said he always tried to control her and thus sparked his anger. She would not stop swearing at him and poured out all the dirty words she knew.
John said he would put soap into her mouth if she didn’t stop swearing. The girlfriend, however, didn’t stop. And that’s when it happened.
John then came up behind her and shoveled a bottle of Dawn into her mouth. The soap started pouring all over her body and shirt. The bottle even cut her lip.
After the soap incident, she went to her parent’s house and called the authorities. According to the officers, John said his parents always did that to him. Even when he reached adulthood, his parents still do it when he swears.
The second story proves that dirty words won’t bring any good. You can be angry all you want and stressed and annoyed about something. But remember, when you do something inappropriately, you’ll also gain nothing.
Our Florida man, John, had the good intention of stopping the lady from swearing. Although he had good intentions, what John did was wrong.
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